Jester's Collective
5 Dumb people in one body forcing one person to do all the work while the others yap for ours inside the body's mind. Oh yeah, that's us.
Before you meet us
Do check out the other Carrd I have, aka the Host's stupid carrd. It has our BYF and DNI on it.
He likes putting dumb images everywhere on everything lol - 🎪
Get to know us
Meet the 5 little weirdos who live inside this weird body and exist inside the same mind. We're a goofy bunch, I guess lol.
By the way, we're called the Jester's Collective because Shadow Milk Cookie said so. He just barely started talking a day ago (as of writing this), and he's already taking over. This mad man can't be for real. - 🐾
About Us!
- Undiagnosed but I wish I could be so I can at least know if I'm actually a system or I'm just talking to myself somehow. (unfortunately, because of our own anxiety and hatred / mistrust of people, as well as how our parents blatantly brushed off our cry for help about our possible ADHD and Autism, I doubt we're ever going to be able to get diagnosed)- OSDD of some kind, I believe. The fact that half of my childhood memories, memories of being in Alaska for 5 years (where I was horribly bullied, possibly my reason for splitting alters in the first place), and memories of our return to Vermont leads me to believe something horrid happened that I'm trying to forget... but what?- Two fictives, two Brainmade. No one seems tor front but me, the host, for some reason. Except I know damn well one of them took control after the January 2023 incident... /srs- Collectively He/They/She, or my host pronouns. I don't think any of my alters want anyone irl / close to us (family and such) to know about this... and I understand greatly. Body is also 19.- ADHD, Autistic, Anxiety (horribly destructive Social Anxiety), Depression, Some kind of OCD, Dyslexia, and definitely Insomnia- All of us are some kind of queer lmao.- I AM TAKEN PLATONICALLY BY ANOTHER SYSTEM. None of our alters are single (except for Chandler but we don't talk about him /srs)
The List of Goobers
- Jackson / (My Real Name, if you know it) + all other names he uses
+ Host / Core
+ Genderfluid (He/They/She)
+ Demiromantic Aegosexual
+ 19 Year old, ages with body
+ No Emoji / Indicator, I'll just say "- Host"
+ I'm genuinely tweaking- Chandler
+ Persecutor (possibly the OG Host + Core?)
+ Agender (He/They/It)
+ Panromantic Asexual
+ 17 Years old
+ 🐺 for Indicator
+ We really don't like this guy. I don't care if we're meant to be respectful of Persecutor alters... we are all genuinely terrified of him, and so is our platonic partner system.- Bambi
+ Co-Host and Fictive
+ Male (He/Him)
+ Gay Asexual
+ 36 Years old
+ 🌽 for Indicator
+ He's awesome, he keeps Chandler at bay and talks to me every now and then to help keep me from feeling lonely if our partner system isn't around at the time.- Miriam
+ Caretaker and Non-Human
+ Female (She/Her)
+ Bisexual
+ Adult
+ 🐾 for Indicator
+ I'm not 100% sure on what she fully looks like, but I know she is a wolf and that she makes sure I'm doing what I need to. I heard her howl lol.- Shadow Milk Cookie
+ Gatekeeper? And also Fictive
+ Male (He/Him but also It/Its maybe)
+ Gay
+ Really fucking old lol
+ 🎪 or 🔵🍪 for Indicator
+ Idk how this man got here or why he's even here, but he's staying because I like him and he's awesome. He needs to not argue jokingly with Bambi when the rest of us are tryna sleep though.
